So I am driving along minding my own business when the stupid bitch next to me decides she wants to be in my lane. Thank god for shoulders and horns. Stupid bitch ran me off the road. Didn't your mom teach you to look before you go? Dumb Bitch!
In other news, I was leaving work yesterday with a male co-worker. I was biting the nail glue off my finger nail and spitting it. He says"you are so unfeminine." I say, "I know!"
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Oh my. Let me just say, 'are you sure that wasn't me?'
D'oh.
I'm positive.
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